Christianity
- We demand ten percent of your money.
- We demand at least one hour per week of your time.
- We demand total allegiance.
- Don't think for yourself.
- Obey all of our rules, even if they're absurd or evil.
- Only vote for candidates of whom we approve.
- If you disagree with us, you will be roasted in the flames of hell for all eternity.
- People on the other side are either knowing or unknowing agents of the devil.
- We don't want your money.
- We don't want your time.
- We don't want your allegiance.
- Think for yourself.
- Live as you see fit.
- Vote for whomever you want.
- If you disagree with us, nothing bad will happen to you.
- Most people on the other side are good people who are simply mistaken.