Genesis 8

SAB, Genesis 8

Sometimes the comments that SAB comes up with are just so funny, so I might not have my own comment because I agree with what they are saying.

• 8:1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged;

PER SAB
(8:1) "And God remembered Noah."
Yeah. He probably said something like, "Isn't Noah the guy who built the ark?"

• 8:8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground;
• 8:9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.
• 8:10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark;
• 8:11 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

Now come on the dove returned with a olive leaf, they FLOAT. The dove could have gotten it off the ocean.

PER SAB

(8:8-11) "He sent forth a dove."
Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later, the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period.

• 8:13 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry.
• 8:14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried.

Which was it January 1st or February 7th or February 20th?

PER SAB
8:13-14) "In the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth."
When did the earth dry after the flood?

• 8:19 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark.

PER SAB
(8:19) "Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark."
When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct. And how did the New World monkeys or the Australian marsupials find their way back after the flood subsided?

Its a very good question, what did they eat?

8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

Ummm, Noah killed the animals? How the hell are there any clean animals left on earth? This makes no sense at all, and contradicts what is currently here on earth.

So I would say that we have just disproved this story as a complete work of fiction, also sense there is no scientific proof for the flood.

NOAH AND THE FLOOD - MYTH BUSTED due to lack of proof and false story

Genesis 7

SAB, Genesis 7

• 7:2 Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by two, the male and his female.
• 7:3 Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

In genesis 6 noah was told to take a pair of each, god changed his mind?

• 7:4 For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the earth forty days and forty nights; and every living substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face of the earth.

Damm kills everything? even the plants?

• 7:13 In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the ark;
• 7:14 They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort.

Didn't catch this till I was looking at what SAB said, but it is good
PER SAB
(7:13-14) "In the selfsame day"
All of the animals boarded the ark "in the selfsame day."
Since there were a million species or so at the time, the animals must have boarded at a rate of at least 20 animals/second.

Damm those animals where moving fast.

7:19 And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered.
7:20 Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

That is alot of water.

PER SAB
(7:19-20) "The mountains were covered."
The flood covered the highest mountain tops (Mount Everest?) with fifteen cubits to spare. Where did all the water come from? Where did it all go? Why is there no evidence of such a massive flood in the geological record?

7:21 And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:7:22 All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was in the dry land, died.7:23 And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the ark.

Mass murder, with the few remaining numbers of each specie this would result in total incest, and biological disaster. The genetic make up would be so corrupt it would be unreal.

PER SAB
(7:21-23)
"All flesh died that moved upon the earth."
God drowned everything that breathes air. From newborn babies to koala bears -- all creatures great and small, the Lord God drowned them all. (Except for the Nephilium, that is.)
Did everyone die in the flood?