Genesis 8

SAB, Genesis 8

Sometimes the comments that SAB comes up with are just so funny, so I might not have my own comment because I agree with what they are saying.

• 8:1 And God remembered Noah, and every living thing, and all the cattle that was with him in the ark: and God made a wind to pass over the earth, and the waters asswaged;

PER SAB
(8:1) "And God remembered Noah."
Yeah. He probably said something like, "Isn't Noah the guy who built the ark?"

• 8:8 Also he sent forth a dove from him, to see if the waters were abated from off the face of the ground;
• 8:9 But the dove found no rest for the sole of her foot, and she returned unto him into the ark, for the waters were on the face of the whole earth: then he put forth his hand, and took her, and pulled her in unto him into the ark.
• 8:10 And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the dove out of the ark;
• 8:11 And the dove came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf pluckt off: so Noah knew that the waters were abated from off the earth.

Now come on the dove returned with a olive leaf, they FLOAT. The dove could have gotten it off the ocean.

PER SAB

(8:8-11) "He sent forth a dove."
Noah sends a dove out to see if there was any dry land. But the dove returns without finding any. Then, just seven days later, the dove goes out again and returns with an olive leaf. But how could an olive tree survive the flood? And if any seeds happened to survive, they wouldn't germinate and grow leaves within a seven day period.

• 8:13 And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth: and Noah removed the covering of the ark, and looked, and, behold, the face of the ground was dry.
• 8:14 And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the earth dried.

Which was it January 1st or February 7th or February 20th?

PER SAB
8:13-14) "In the first month, the first day of the month, the waters were dried up from off the earth."
When did the earth dry after the flood?

• 8:19 Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark.

PER SAB
(8:19) "Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark."
When the animals left the ark, what would they have eaten? There would have been no plants after the ground had been submerged for nearly a year. What would the carnivores have eaten? Whatever prey they ate would have gone extinct. And how did the New World monkeys or the Australian marsupials find their way back after the flood subsided?

Its a very good question, what did they eat?

8:20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

Ummm, Noah killed the animals? How the hell are there any clean animals left on earth? This makes no sense at all, and contradicts what is currently here on earth.

So I would say that we have just disproved this story as a complete work of fiction, also sense there is no scientific proof for the flood.

NOAH AND THE FLOOD - MYTH BUSTED due to lack of proof and false story

Genesis 6

SAB, Genesis 6

• 6:2
  That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they
  took them wives of all which they chose.
• 6:3
  And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is
  flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
  
• 6:4
  There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after
  that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and
  they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
  

Sounds like god has alot of his own kids, and they were coming to earth to have some fun.

PER SAB
(6:2, 4)
"The sons of God came in unto the
daughters of men."

How many sons does God have?

Do angels have sex?

Who were the sons of God?

• 6:5
  And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and
  that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

So much for being omnipotent, he should have known this was going to happen.

• 6:7
  And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the
  face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for
  it repenteth me that I have made them.
  

Opps got mad at himself for what he made. Should have known what would happen, guess not.

• 6:11
  The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.
• 6:12
  And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh
  had corrupted his way upon the earth

Well god made it.

FROM SAB

Genesis 6:14-15

Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.

Noah's ark is 450 feet long. The largest wooden ships ever built were just over 300 feet, and they required diagonal iron strapping for support. Even so, they leaked so badly that they had to be pumped constantly. Are we to believe that Noah, with no shipbuilding knowledge, was able to construct a wooden ship longer than any that has been built since?

but not only was the ark too big to be seaworthy, it was far too small to be able to contain the earth's millions of plant and animal species.

I really would love to know the answer to this one, its impossible for the ark to hold all the animals, and I have always wondered how did they get back to where they currently are?

6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

So is mass murder ok with god? Oh and if every thing that is in the earth shall die, then wouldn't that include the planet it self?